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Name: Doug
Birthday: 3/13/1990
Gender: Male
Interests: skateing, hanging out, going to a movie, sleeping, geting $$$$$, and playing video games.
Message: message me
AIM:  bed951
Member Since:
2/18/2005
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| I am updating on Doug's xanga cause he NEVER updates. Well, if any of u r wondering who I am, well my name is Danielle and Doug and I r dating!!!! Here's a pic of me!! 
I am so EXCITED (LOL) to be dating him. Ok, well nothing else to say... so I stole this from my friends site and I think it fits our situation!!!! Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I met you the other night...
&& Now It's
You and Me.
It's so soon, but I swear,
I love you already...
you know that boy that you can never
get out of your head? the one that
seems to relate to everything you do,
every song, every word? the one that,
at the mere mention of his name, your
entire face lights up? yeah, that's him <3
LEAVE HIM COMMENTS!!!!!
I LOVE HIM
~Danielle | | |
| Yay no school on friday. I still have a football game tho so you should
all go. Its at CBAC so you should all go. I am now going out with
the coolest person in the world. Her name is Danielle. She
rides horses. it was sweet i got to watch her ride it was fun
untill i got really cold. Her horses' name is Chip. Well anywhay
i gtg so ta ta.
Doug Benz
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| sorry i haven't comented in a while well i got a new match and it is
sweet. schoool is going great. last nights teen staff get
together was sweet. well on friday i have anouther football game
that i'm playing my mellophone at. we are going to play the whole
show this time it will be sweet(hopefully). well the bad things
in life are that my new programing teacher might acualy know what she
is doing and we can't look on the internet the whole time. but o
well i can learn things now. So.... if you feal like it you
should call me and if you don't know my phone # then just comment and
then tell me and i'll leave my #.
ttyl
Doug Benz
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| Well yesterday i preformed for the homecoming game i the band..... it
was the worst proforamve ever. this one huywas off like the whole enire
time so it made me look wrong too. also the girl that is by me
most of the show was gone to thee was a big gap that maked me look
wrong too but o well. today i'm going to home comeing i think it
will be a blased. i really sad because that i'm going to have to
miss a huge skateing demo with Girl and chocolate. sob. Well i
don't really have anything esle to talk about so i gess i'll have to
talk to you uys later.
XxdougxX Xxbenz xX
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I thought this was kind of funny but i war you you should read this if
you like Barney or you might fall on the ground with fright and rip you
cloths of with fear and lose control of your body fluids.
So if you like Barney switch to anouther xanga site but come back later ok?
135 Ways Barney Should Die
1. Nitroglycerin suppository
2. Dr. Kivorkian approved suicide/euthanasia kit
3. Paper cuts from hate mail
4. Wine press
5. Random act of terrorism
6. Dissolved in organic solvent of choice (e.g. 1,1,1-trichloroethane, acetone, carbon tetrachloride)
7. Clubbed by a baby seal hunter
8. Exploding gas barbeque
9. Date with Lorena Bobbit / Tonya Harding
10. Rusty meat hook
11. Pulp digester / Saw mill
12. Sexually transmitted disease
13. Lethal injection of bean sprouts and tofu
14. Skydiving accident (His concrete parachute fails to open)
15. Barney meets the Terminator. "Hasta la vista...BARNEY!"
16. Exploding school bus
17. Field trip to the Toronto Metro Zoo. Barney loves to spread love and happiness to all of the carnivores
18. Children's Tylenol laced with cyanide
19. Sacrifice to a tribal god
20. Fed through a branch/leaf shredder (or office paper shredder)
21. Trampling by thousands of tiny spongy feet
22. Asphyxiation on a Twinkie
23. Bungee jumping with chord tied around neck
24. 1000 RPM merry-go-round
25. Building sandcastles in a quicksand box
26. Dragged behind a school bus on a gravel road
27. Tail caught in elevator doors
28. Legalization of purple slavery
29. Home lobotomy kit
30. Nasal spray or eye drops replaced with concentrated acid (e.g. nitric, chromic, hydrofluoric, sulfuric, or hydrochloric)
31. Add crushed glass to his granola or high fiber cereal
32. Thrown in a vat of bleach
33. Sucked into a turbo-prop engine
34. Submerged into a CANDU reactor
35. Swarmed by killer bees
36. Purple parasites
37. Kidnapped by members of the Columbian drug cartel
38. Chopped up into pet food (Purina Barney chow)
39. Shintu massage as administered by a sumo wrestler
40. Assimilation by the Borg
41. Acupuncture with a nail gun
42. Force fed pure sugar and caffeine until he explodes
43. Hit and run at a school crossing
44. Exploding in an industrial sized microwave oven
45. Strapped to a shuttle launch pad..3, 2, 1, ignition!
46. Strapped to the heat shields of a space shuttle during reentry
47. Brain scrambled (rescrambled?) by aliens
48. Body cavity search using a fish scaling knife
49. Harpooned by a whaling ship
50.
Dipped in liquid nitrogen, and "accidentally" pummeled with a baseball
bat (guess they found the glass transition temperature)
51. Served as Thanksgiving dinner
52. Eaten by the homeless (Barney pate anyone?)
53. OOPS! Barney shouldn't have soldered that propane tank while full
54. Mistaken for a Piñata
55. Run over by a zamboni
56. "I love you" song triggers avalanche
57. "Accidentally" shoved in front of a subway train
58. Nuclear warhead explodes at ground BARNEY
59. Scientific experiments on BARNEY sublimation temperature
60. Crushed between plates in a fault line
61. Blended into McBarney shakes, and pressed into McBarney patties (would you like McFries with that?)
62. Inquiring minds want to know...What is the tensile strength of Barney?
63. Used as a crash test dummy. Listen up boys and girls. This is what can happen to you if you don't wear your seatbelt
64. Barney becomes one with Oscar Myer
65. Barney used as shark bait
66. Used as a guinea pig in a pain threshold study
67.
Used in a TV commercial promotion of Ginsu Knives. Even after cutting
this tin can, the ginsu knives rip through purple flesh with ease
68. Diplomatic mission with Klingons
69. Deep sea diving in a locked steamer trunk
70. NATO air strike
71. Live organ donor
72. Egyptian mummification ritual
73. Plummet into an active volcano
74. Coated in honey and fed to the fire ants
75. Conversion to sugar glazed junk food
76. Quiet dinner with Jeffrey Dahmer
77. Pilgrimage to the Holy land
78. Purple Jonestown reagent
79. Visit to the taxidermist
80. Blasted with a Neuron-T-disrupter
81. Take him off Prozac
82.Forced to watch "The Wall" video without his happy pills
83. 100 hours of continuous "Black Sabbath"
84. Give him a lead role in a snuff film
85. Tar and feathered by crazed parents
86. Spontaneous combustion
87. Bludgeoned to purple paste
88. Compressed to a singularity
89. Bent, folded and mutilated by Canada Post
90. Send him to a Bill's game dressed as a Miami Dolphin
91. The plague
92. Extruded through microcapilliaries
93. Forced to spend a week with Bart Simpson
94. Barney goes for a spin on a cyclotron. Too bad about the sudden stop
95.Pre-mortum autopsy reveals that Barney's head is full of worms
97. Massage with a stun gun
98. Heat pasteurization
99. Barney stars in an Itchy and Scratchy movie
100. Abandoned in a sensory deprivation tank
101. Barney meets Elmira (I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him to itty bitty pieces.)
102. Put Barney in an old Star Trek episode, in a RED SHIRT
103. Put Barney in a Star Trek Next Generation episode, in a GOLD SHIRT
104. Make him the drummer of Spinal Tap
105. Use him as a zap-o-matic target
106. Paint him green & give him to Gallagher for his Sledge-o-matic
107. Paint him green & give him to David Letterman for a 10 story drop
108. Confine him with Marvin the Paranoid Android (Douglas Adams)
109. Stick him in a car with Ted Kennedy near a bridge
110. Paint "Branch Dividian & Proud of it" and drop him off at the BATF hq
111. Put him on a blind date with Lorena Bobbit AFTER she gets her new set of Ginsu(tm) knives
112. Barney scrapple
113. Bury him next to Jimmy Hoffa
114. Recreate the Challenger accident with Barney playing substitute teacher115
116. Test a super nova in space
117. Barney meets Mr. Chainsaw
118. Barney sex scandal with Mickey Mouse ends with tainted cheese incident
119. Tell everyone Barney is Immortal (highlander)
120. Teach him the 'Anvil Song' (Animaniacs)
121. Scientists discover purple, low fat beef substitute
122. Barney vs. Godzilla
123. Real dinosaurs file lawsuit for defamation of character
124. EVISCERATION!!!!!!!
125.
What's purple and green and goes down stairs? Why the Barney Slinky of
course! Make one today with one of those fancy potato spiral makers!
126. Crushed under tons of AOL disks!
127. Flattened by 1970's Super Computer
128. Send him to Athas and let the halflings tie him to their "feast stones"
129. Drawn and quartered.
130. The death by 1000 cuts
131. Put to death in India; drag him through town by an elephant then have the elephant step on his head
132. Shove one of those balls of poison gas down his throat, ala "The Rock"
133. Incinerate him with plasma, also ala "The Rock"
134. Smoking accident
135. Use Barney as a test subject for exotic new nerve gases
i'm sorry if i ofened anyone
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